Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Why do men have nipples?
Seriously. Why do men have nipples? I know we would look funny without them, but no more odd than if women had three breasts. Which, in fact, they should. They produce no milk. I don't even think we have mammary glands with which to produce milk. However, in high school, my buddy Booger could miraculously entice some freakish cloudy liquid out of his man nipple.
Much to the contradiction of the medical profession, I contend that nipples are placed on our little fetal chests way before our mommy and daddy parts (vaginas and penises). It only makes sense.
Or, could it be that in our evolutionary past, men nursed our young? Or even weirder, what if we were asexual?
(cue Twighlight Music theme now)
Much to the contradiction of the medical profession, I contend that nipples are placed on our little fetal chests way before our mommy and daddy parts (vaginas and penises). It only makes sense.
Or, could it be that in our evolutionary past, men nursed our young? Or even weirder, what if we were asexual?
(cue Twighlight Music theme now)
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