Tuesday, June 14, 2005
The Idiocy Continues!
So I'm looking at CNN.com this morning, and one of their top Entertainment headlines was:
"Report: Paris Hilton to Retire in 2 Years"
My head is spinning. What is Paris Hilton exactly retiring from? Being invited to parties? Doing painfully bad TV shows? Releasing night-vision sex tapes? RETIRING??? Her family is worth eleventy-billion dollars, and she's marrying some prince or some shit.
I didn't know you could retire from being famous...for absolutely no redeeming qualities except being rich.
The scary thing about this is that there are people who actually care about this story--like the people of Newsweek! That magazine is really on a roll, huh?
"Report: Paris Hilton to Retire in 2 Years"
My head is spinning. What is Paris Hilton exactly retiring from? Being invited to parties? Doing painfully bad TV shows? Releasing night-vision sex tapes? RETIRING??? Her family is worth eleventy-billion dollars, and she's marrying some prince or some shit.
I didn't know you could retire from being famous...for absolutely no redeeming qualities except being rich.
The scary thing about this is that there are people who actually care about this story--like the people of Newsweek! That magazine is really on a roll, huh?
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