Give a hand to the soon-to-be former majority leader. Oh, come on! You can do better than that, THIS MAN IS GOING TO JAIL!

So Bill Frist (Rep.) is going the way of Martha after suspiciously dumping his father and brother's company's stock a couple of days before it dropped. What's that Bill? It was in a blind trust and you had no control? Bullshit! Your trustees probably talk to your parents more than you do. What a greedy d-bag.

I also heard something else interesting tonight. So there was a recent study of congressional abuse of travel put on by a non-partisan group called the Opponents for Responsible Government (or something along those lines). Who do you think was the numero uno abuser of congressional travel? Many of you might say Tom Delay (Rep.) as CNN did a story a couple of months ago about how he ravaged his travel account. However, the biggest abuser of congressional travel was Harold Ford (Dem.) of Tennessee. Wow, why doesn't CNN cover that one? Or the fact that ten out of the top ten were democrats. Weird. I wonder why I haven't seen this plastered all over CNN.com or scroll across the banner on Headline News? Oh, and where did Delay finish on the study? 121st.

If you will all note, I abused both parties on this post. The only reason I spent more verbage on the study was because I hate CNN. I am now trying to be more bi-partisan because, from all appearances, those rim jobs up in Washington never will be.

Finally, I must painstakingly make a retraction from my Rant post. The Red Sox are not cunts, simply Ass Clowns.

P.S. If you didn't get the quote from the first line, go back an watch every Eddie Murphy movie from 1986 to present day.