So I went to see Hostel with my sister tonight. FUCKED UP! If you like horror movies, then you'll probably like this. If you like soft core porn, you'll probably like it. If you plan on backpacking around Europe any time soon, you will not like this and you will cancel your trip five seconds after the movie gets over. They really didn't shy away from showing every act of violence in this flick. Here's what the writer must have been thinking while writing the screenplay:

"You know, I've never seen a middle toe get taken off by some bolt cutters...that would be cool. OH! Use an electric drill to puncture some unsuspecting dude's joints, awesome. Maybe we should take a blow torch to that Asian chick's eye, even better. Hey honey, do you think we could get away with showing some 8 year olds bash in two dudes' heads with rocks and pick axes? I thought so too. Now, how do we balance all of that bloodshed out? I know, lets have the protagonists have sex with girls who are so hot they couldn't actually exist. Perfect."

If you think I gave too much away there, I didn't even scratch the surface. I would definitely rate this as one of the top five horror movies I've seen. So go see Hostel, but don't eat for about three hours beforehand, just in case.