Wednesday, January 18, 2006
I know this isn't the place...
But I think I have a/multiple hemorrhoids.
"Are you sure, MIB?" you ask.
"No. I'm not sure, but methinks it is so."
"Have you had it checked out?"
"No."
"Are you going to?"
"Probably not. As much as I like to get naked, I'm not sure how to get psyched to have some old dude tickle my prostate. "
"You're weird."
"I know. And I might have hemorrhoids."
The End
"Are you sure, MIB?" you ask.
"No. I'm not sure, but methinks it is so."
"Have you had it checked out?"
"No."
"Are you going to?"
"Probably not. As much as I like to get naked, I'm not sure how to get psyched to have some old dude tickle my prostate. "
"You're weird."
"I know. And I might have hemorrhoids."
The End
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