Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Totally shocking headline...
Taken from The Drudge Report this evening:
"Nebraska Heat Bursts: Nighttime temperatures soar in the mid 90s"
Matt Drudge, everybody--Captain Obvious.
What other breaking news stories does Cpt. Obvious have for America regarding Nebraska? Maybe he should use these headlines:
"Nebraska: It's totally humid!"
"Nebraska: Lots of farms are there"
"Nebraska: College football fever encapsulates Lincoln"
"Nebraska: Most people live in Omaha!"
"North Platte: Best town in America!"
Any other good headlines?
"Nebraska Heat Bursts: Nighttime temperatures soar in the mid 90s"
Matt Drudge, everybody--Captain Obvious.
What other breaking news stories does Cpt. Obvious have for America regarding Nebraska? Maybe he should use these headlines:
"Nebraska: It's totally humid!"
"Nebraska: Lots of farms are there"
"Nebraska: College football fever encapsulates Lincoln"
"Nebraska: Most people live in Omaha!"
"North Platte: Best town in America!"
Any other good headlines?
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