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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Hell on Earth, NJ

I would like to nominate Newark, NJ as the worst fucking place on Earth. If you ever have a connecting flight going through this shit sty, you will know exactly what I'm talking about. This god forsaken hell hole has kept me trapped in airports for over 48 hours in the last 5 days. And I’m not alone in hating this fucking place as a Google search of "Newark Sucks Balls" brought back over 110,000 hits. But in all honesty, make sure you NEVER EVER have a connecting flight in Newark under ANY circumstance. I don't give a fuck where you’re going and what’s at stake, you don't connect in Newark. Unless you’re into flight delays and sleeping on dirty rock hard floors while scary cleaning people eyeball your carry on luggage. After spending over 24 hours in this place on Wednesday, I am again stuck here and approaching the 13 hour mark today. After continuously moving my flight back in 30 minute increments they decided to change the flight to 8 am tomorrow which is convenient because every hotel in the area is now sold out. Just like Wednesday, I am trapped and will be fighting off sleep to protect my luggage from the midnight monsters they call a cleaning crew. If I'm lucky and my flight doesn't get delayed again, I will be getting on a flight to Omaha in about 9 hours. Pray for me.

Hour 16: The sky just closed and for the first time since I have been in Newark the weather has turned bad. I guess they figured if they wait long enough the weather will eventually merritt a delay. My chances of ever getting on a flight just went from bad to impossible.
Just for the record, the airport in Newark is by far the nicest thing in that town. Newark...actually the 90 of the entire state...is the trashiest place in the US. Hoboken is a close second. Louisiana is a long shot 3rd place finisher.
desperately wish i could edit comments.......
While I would agree that Newark is a ridiculous shithole, it does score points for being really close to Manhattan. North Jersey blows.

On the other side of Jersey lies a little spot known as Camden (across the Delaware River from Philadelphia) which was once described to me by someone as such: "If New Jersey is the armpit of America, Camden is the armpit of New Jersey." It has the highest crime rate in the U.S. and is simply disgusting.
Wow...never been through that airport, and absolutely will not be in the future.

Sorry, mayfield. What a shitty trip. I don't know that there is enough liquor in the world for the shit you're dealing with.
Actually, if you're destination is "The City," Omaha - to - Newark on a direct flight is about as good as it gets coming from our area. Any airport sucks if you consistently get screwed with delays, which is why O'Hare sucks balls.
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