Sunday, March 15, 2009
Today's post
So we haven't been posting as much recently, which I completely understand. GA and Pete need to save material for the air. MIB doesn't have time to sleep, let alone post to the blog. Hales is sleeping among goats and chickens, clutching a field rifle to his chest. I realize that I need to step it up. I'm still a student and I'm on spring break (how depressing is that?). Therefore, I'm going to try to post something to the blog everyday this week in between writing papers. I don't have much for today, but I thought I would share some random thoughts.
1.) Slumdog Millionaire is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It takes a lot for me to say that I would put a new movie in my top 10, but I'm pretty sure Slumdog has found a place. The movie has everything a nerd like me could want, a 20 million rupee trivia question to which I knew the answer, Indian geography, and plenty of violence. If you haven't seen it yet, as I hadn't until last night, go see it as soon as possible.
2.) My heart was crushed last night when Kelly Clarkson came out on stage during SNL and appeared to be pushing two bills. Mrs. Deuce kept asking me how I felt about the fact that one of my five now had an ass better suited to serving students lunch than shaking around on stage. I kept expecting her to go back stage and take off the fat suit, but it never came. She kept gyrating on stage while her thighs looked like two huge trash bags filled with pudding. I'm pretty sure Kristen Wiig just knocked you out of the top five Kelly.
3.) Not to be too Seinfeldish, but what's the deal with old people and casinos? The wife and I went down to a local casino/hotel to have a nice night away from the cats and the place was packed wall-t0-wall. And not with young hip people, it was the oxygen mask and walker crowd for that place. The worst part was that there was a line surrounding every single blackjack, roulette, and craps table in the joint. We couldn't even sit in the bar because it was so full. We ended up having dinner (we had to wait an hour to be seated) and a couple of drinks then going back to the room. I went back down right before SNL and the place was still packed to the gills. Which is why I watched SNL and Slumdog Millionaire in a casino hotel room, instead of playing blackjack or craps. How sad is that?
1.) Slumdog Millionaire is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It takes a lot for me to say that I would put a new movie in my top 10, but I'm pretty sure Slumdog has found a place. The movie has everything a nerd like me could want, a 20 million rupee trivia question to which I knew the answer, Indian geography, and plenty of violence. If you haven't seen it yet, as I hadn't until last night, go see it as soon as possible.
2.) My heart was crushed last night when Kelly Clarkson came out on stage during SNL and appeared to be pushing two bills. Mrs. Deuce kept asking me how I felt about the fact that one of my five now had an ass better suited to serving students lunch than shaking around on stage. I kept expecting her to go back stage and take off the fat suit, but it never came. She kept gyrating on stage while her thighs looked like two huge trash bags filled with pudding. I'm pretty sure Kristen Wiig just knocked you out of the top five Kelly.
3.) Not to be too Seinfeldish, but what's the deal with old people and casinos? The wife and I went down to a local casino/hotel to have a nice night away from the cats and the place was packed wall-t0-wall. And not with young hip people, it was the oxygen mask and walker crowd for that place. The worst part was that there was a line surrounding every single blackjack, roulette, and craps table in the joint. We couldn't even sit in the bar because it was so full. We ended up having dinner (we had to wait an hour to be seated) and a couple of drinks then going back to the room. I went back down right before SNL and the place was still packed to the gills. Which is why I watched SNL and Slumdog Millionaire in a casino hotel room, instead of playing blackjack or craps. How sad is that?
Labels: Kelly Clarkson, Kristen Wiig, My Sad Sorrowful Life, Slumdog Millionaire
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