There are two reasons for the post. The first is to move that damn UK picture down so that I do not have to look at it every time I open the page. The second is to talk about the alcohol fuel week coming up.

I am sure most of you have heard that I will not be attending the Master’s this year. To show my displeasure of the decision made, I have decided to take the week off. . .and my what a week it is going to be.

Friday – 4:00 Tee Time at local bar asleep by 9:45. I do not know if it is the weather, but the barmaid has become even more liberal with charging for drinks. Last week I walked out fully cocked. . .bar tab $17.00. There is nothing better than a barmaid so unhappy with their job that they are willing to give away the farm.

Saturday – Something about the Final Four and a Party at Barrett’s you are invited.

Sunday – Football Game at 1:00, Nap at 3:00, and Philly’s Braves game that night.

Monday – Opening Day of Baseball presumably at Barrett’s (McFly’s may get a visit as well)

Tuesday – Recovery and thinking about making a run to Central Iowa to see the MIB and his new package.

Wednesday – Golf (weather pending) and black out drinking at a concert (The Hold Steady)

Thursday – Recovery, Day one of the Masters, and class

Friday and Saturday – Bloomfield America with my bride to be

Sunday – Ride back to Omaha listening to the silky smooth voice of Denny Mathews calling the Royals vs Yankee game.

Labels: Auburn Football, Barry O's, Birthday, Bloomfield America, Denny Mathews, Golf, MIB, The Hold Steady, why god why?

...and hopefully be the first person to make fun of myself.

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Labels: ill-fated attempts to stay out of my life by Billy C, Seriously just kill me, why god why?