Wednesday, January 31, 2007
After Intimate Relations, Nebraska, Minnesota Forced To Have Akward "Morning-After" Talk
Sorry. . .I had to get rid of that picture
OC
How is this for some rare sports PR, courtesy of a ESPN.com front page headline:
Nebraska wrestler eyed in Minn. herpes outbreak
Yikes! Apparently they think it was a kid from either Omaha Skutt or Valentine.
I think if ESPN did some research, they would probably come to the conclusion that the kid is from Valentine--he probably got herpies from simply sitting on a tube floating down the Niobrara River.
OC
How is this for some rare sports PR, courtesy of a ESPN.com front page headline:
Nebraska wrestler eyed in Minn. herpes outbreak
A wrestler from Nebraska has been identified as the possible source of a skin herpes outbreak that prompted Minnesota high school officials to impose an eight-day suspension of wrestling competitions and contact practices.
The Minnesota State High School League banned wrestling until Feb. 6 after 24 cases of herpes gladiatorum were reported by 10 teams. The virus is spread by skin-to-skin contact, and symptoms include lesions on the face, head and neck.
Yikes! Apparently they think it was a kid from either Omaha Skutt or Valentine.
I think if ESPN did some research, they would probably come to the conclusion that the kid is from Valentine--he probably got herpies from simply sitting on a tube floating down the Niobrara River.
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Someone is going to turn this into a joke about native Americans being susceptible to the white man's viruses.
I guess I just did. See you guys in hell.
I guess I just did. See you guys in hell.
Hey, at least hell is warmer. And at least you're in hell, not DES MOINES FUCKING IOWA, like yours truly.
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