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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

After Intimate Relations, Nebraska, Minnesota Forced To Have Akward "Morning-After" Talk

Sorry. . .I had to get rid of that picture

OC


How is this for some rare sports PR, courtesy of a ESPN.com front page headline:

Nebraska wrestler eyed in Minn. herpes outbreak


A wrestler from Nebraska has been identified as the possible source of a skin herpes outbreak that prompted Minnesota high school officials to impose an eight-day suspension of wrestling competitions and contact practices.



The Minnesota State High School League banned wrestling until Feb. 6 after 24 cases of herpes gladiatorum were reported by 10 teams. The virus is spread by skin-to-skin contact, and symptoms include lesions on the face, head and neck.


Yikes! Apparently they think it was a kid from either Omaha Skutt or Valentine.

I think if ESPN did some research, they would probably come to the conclusion that the kid is from Valentine--he probably got herpies from simply sitting on a tube floating down the Niobrara River.

Comments:
Someone is going to turn this into a joke about native Americans being susceptible to the white man's viruses.

I guess I just did. See you guys in hell.
 
Hey, at least hell is warmer. And at least you're in hell, not DES MOINES FUCKING IOWA, like yours truly.
 
thank you, OC.
 
Wow, terrific work! Thanks for posting.
 
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