Wednesday, April 25, 2007
F this guy.
It was announced today that Mark Prior will not throw a pitch in 2007. That is all.
Labels: Chicago Cubs, I hate my life., worthless
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Mr. Prior had to shave the excessive amount of roast beef between his legs. As you can imagine this is a very dramatic and painful procedures and results do not occur over night. It is more of a life style change, and soon (not right away maybe by this fall) we will be seeing Mark participating in more manly type of activities. . .like standing up to urinate, picking up chicks at bars, and yes in given time he may not call chick from bar the next day. Although becoming a man will not help him locate a pitch or break 82 on the radar gun, it will give him that confidence he so much needs in a club house ran by lucky Lou. Honestly Cubs fans this surgery is a good thing for Mark, and I think that with this procedure and maybe a little help from fellow Chicagolander Rex the Sex Cannon you may have a solid 3-4 pitcher on your hands, if not Iowa is kind of a nice place to get lost in.
P.S. if any of you guys are wondering how Pete is doing with the Twins so far this season the Royals are up three games to one.
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P.S. if any of you guys are wondering how Pete is doing with the Twins so far this season the Royals are up three games to one.
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