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Monday, April 28, 2008

Holy Roger Clemens

Boy, Roger Clemens' reputation is really rocketing downward fast, isn't it? Huh? Zing!

Seriously though, check this out and tell me I'm wrong (bolded by me to add emphasis and EUUUGGGGGGG!):

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

I mean, this is disgusting. Outrageous. Seriously, how the hell does a 15-year-old get into a karaoke bar? *rimshot*

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!

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He's the new Mike Tyson.

At this point there isn't a story that could come out regarding Clemens that I wouldn't believe.
One awesome note about all of this is how completely insane Mindy McCready is.

I believe that she has tried to kill herself a few times and has major drug issues. I also believe that she was once either married or engaged to Dean Cain.

So, Roger Clemens was not only cheating on his wife, but potentially Dean Cain was also a victim. Oh, the humanity.
Wow, nice catch Pete.

I think it is hilarious that Mike Greenberg on a "SportsCenter Special" this afternoon referred to her as a "country music superstar."

Ah, ESPN. May your hyperbole never end.
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