Monday, April 28, 2008
Holy Roger Clemens
Boy, Roger Clemens' reputation is really rocketing downward fast, isn't it? Huh? Zing!
Seriously though, check this out and tell me I'm wrong (bolded by me to add emphasis and EUUUGGGGGGG!):
Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.
I mean, this is disgusting. Outrageous. Seriously, how the hell does a 15-year-old get into a karaoke bar? *rimshot*
Thank you folks, I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!
Seriously though, check this out and tell me I'm wrong (bolded by me to add emphasis and EUUUGGGGGGG!):
Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.
I mean, this is disgusting. Outrageous. Seriously, how the hell does a 15-year-old get into a karaoke bar? *rimshot*
Thank you folks, I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!
Labels: Old guys that dig really young girls, Roger Clemens
Term Papers
