Tuesday, August 12, 2008
"Z Might Kill Us"
Ryan Theriot's mailbag on Chicago Sports (aka The Tribune's sports webpage) is pretty solid--he takes a guest spot for Cubs' beat writer Paul Sullivan's weekly feature.
There are some answers to Cub fans' questions that are just hilarious, however:
--When asked about if it is true that he pitched in a blowout against Ole Miss while he was at LSU:
Yes it's true. Everyone knows that I've pitched. I make sure of that. I have nine different pitches, all of which are awesome. I have a 0.00 ERA, got one out, throwing all knuckleballs. I don't remember who I faced -- some dude from Ole Miss.
--Question: "Hi Ryan, just a simple question. What kind of music do you listen to? -- Danny, Haltom City, Texas
Simple answer, Danny: 'Lil Wayne.
And the best question/answer of the mailbag:
--Riot, who wins a fight between you and Fontenot? If you two teamed up, do you think you could take Zambrano out? Inquiring minds want to know... -- Erik Burgio, San Francisco
I'd beat Font's butt, though Z might kill us. But I think Z likes me, or at least I hope he does. I would never fight Font, but if I did, I'd hammer him, and he knows that.
I cannot express how funny that response is. I mean, everyone thinks that Carlos Zambrano is crazy; it's just great to see that his teammates are completely scared of him, too.
I know that I personally feel that every contributor to this blog--past and present--could team up on Zambrano and maybe 2 or 3 of us would make it alive. Maybe.
Anyway, thought I would lighten up the mood around the ol' Heavy Soul a little bit. I hope you enjoyed these answers as much as I did.
There are some answers to Cub fans' questions that are just hilarious, however:
--When asked about if it is true that he pitched in a blowout against Ole Miss while he was at LSU:
Yes it's true. Everyone knows that I've pitched. I make sure of that. I have nine different pitches, all of which are awesome. I have a 0.00 ERA, got one out, throwing all knuckleballs. I don't remember who I faced -- some dude from Ole Miss.
--Question: "Hi Ryan, just a simple question. What kind of music do you listen to? -- Danny, Haltom City, Texas
Simple answer, Danny: 'Lil Wayne.
And the best question/answer of the mailbag:
--Riot, who wins a fight between you and Fontenot? If you two teamed up, do you think you could take Zambrano out? Inquiring minds want to know... -- Erik Burgio, San Francisco
I'd beat Font's butt, though Z might kill us. But I think Z likes me, or at least I hope he does. I would never fight Font, but if I did, I'd hammer him, and he knows that.
I cannot express how funny that response is. I mean, everyone thinks that Carlos Zambrano is crazy; it's just great to see that his teammates are completely scared of him, too.
I know that I personally feel that every contributor to this blog--past and present--could team up on Zambrano and maybe 2 or 3 of us would make it alive. Maybe.
Anyway, thought I would lighten up the mood around the ol' Heavy Soul a little bit. I hope you enjoyed these answers as much as I did.
Labels: Chicago Cubs, Crazy Ass Zambrano, Ryan Theriot
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