Wednesday, August 01, 2007
FIRST PLACE
The Chicago Cubs, on this, the Day of Our Lord August 1, in the year 2007, have overtaken the Brewers of Milwaukee in the position of FIRST PLACE by defeating the Phillies of Philadelphia 5-4 in dramatic fashion.
Yes. You read that right, dear reader: The Chicago Cubs are in FIRST PLACE. In August. Now put those two sentences together. The Chicago Cubs are in FIRST PLACE in AUGUST.
It's a glorious day, my friends! The W Flag is flying as a beacon of hope on California Street tonight in Dundee.
Labels: Chicago Cubs, That's What You Get For Giving Up On Your Team Pete, Unfamiliar Feelings, Unfamiliar Places
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